wow a full body deep tissue massage would be great rn
why aren’t I being pampered for existing??
1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.
4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.
5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.More Reminders- Charlotte Geier (via 17cults)
I want to have sex because I’m about to start my period and that lasts for seven fucking days but Seth and I just hashed out a bunch of emotional shit and I’m trying to put some space between us
but that means no sex for over a week oh my god
Boys are dumb.
This sentence is an appropriate response to so many things
"Wow, us having a future together is pretty important to you, huh?"
I swear sometimes Seth says the dumbest shit
Like, yeah, man, why do you think I’ve stuck around for the past couple years? The Netflix perks?
But I can’t even be upset because I guess I never expressed that I think we have a future together. I just assumed you knew that when I said I was in love with you.
I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs.